Either someone has stuck a cucumber up his bottom or he's learnt that Labour won't win the next election
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looked to me like he was trying to make someones head explode a la "scanners"Coffee's for closersComment
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it's always violence with you isn't it?Originally posted by sasguru View PostThere's a face you wouldn't tire of punching .
or ball-licking
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Even the Guardian prints pictures of regime members looking like idiots and nuLieBore still don't get the message.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostEither someone has stuck a cucumber up his bottom or he's learnt that Labour won't win the next electionHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Shirley its not a picture of you???Originally posted by sasguru View PostThere's a face you wouldn't tire of punching .Comment
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He definitely looks a little uncomfortable in that position.
I would say its constipation.'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
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We can only hope it's the former.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostEither someone has stuck a cucumber up his bottom or he's learnt that Labour won't win the next electionComment
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