I wish I was called Jonny Dymond

[Moose423956]

Such a great name. Though I might change it to Jonny Diamond.

What would YOU like to be called?

[DimPrawn]

Lord Prawn of Penhill and Pinehurst.

[conned tractor]

Had a supplier called Richard Steel once.

We all called him Dick - but not to his face, although I'm sure he had probably heard it before.

[EternalOptimist]

I would be Mr Toblerone.

Save £££s on those little triangular name plates

[Moose423956]

I don't think I was asking about silly names, but as we're on that subject there was someone at a client site once called Dick Monster. And of course, in the address book his surname appeared first. Oh how we laughed!

[wurzel]

Project manager at a client co a few years ago was called Sharon Cockhead.

[Clippy]

Such a great name. Though I might change it to Jonny Diamond.

What would YOU like to be called?

Nah, Johnny Utah is a better sounding name.

[hyperD]

A large corporation I once worked in, a certain respective engineer, (in the days when you had your name plate with those moveable black with white plastic letterings) was called Dougal Dick. Unfortunately, times were hard and you only had so many letters to play with. Even more unfortunate was his middle name was Richard.

So, like the poor innocent elderly man he was, his nameplate said: "DR Dick".

How we laughed...

... until we saw a man whose last name was Zebedee, and manage to upload the said Magic Roundabout character photo on the company's address book.

[Moose423956]

Nah, Johnny Utah is a better sounding name.

That's a made up name. Like Spartacus....