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    #21
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    How about a swingers style full frontal stood in the bath with censored across your cock?
    Have you been looking at my facebook page?

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      #22
      Originally posted by threaded View Post
      Yes, in one of the company brochures, I have a picture of me taken just after I crossed the line at a bicycle race. Makes me look like a winner. Which is often what the customer wants. Subliminal message etc. etc..
      I used to have a picture of me on HAB Inc. I was trying to look cool with sun glasses on leaning on the balcony of a posh hotel in Havana with the crystal clear blue sky and sea behind me.

      Trying to give the image of living the dream Loadsamonney and no T-Men trying to get their cut of our ill-gotten gains.

      Just didn't work. Made me look a bit of a prat.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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        #23
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        How about a swingers style full frontal stood in the bath with censored across your cock?
        In the bath? Sexy.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          Originally posted by Diestl View Post
          You, no.
          Me, Yes.
          Racist.
          You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            In the bath? Sexy.
            Where would you like me to stand?

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