I think I may have overdone the Croft Original last night but I was looking at Jacqui Smith with her new hairstyle and I was thinking, you know? I reckon I could. Must be something in them Yankee candles.
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
That's just wrong on so many levels.
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostI think I may have overdone the Croft Original last night but I was looking at Jacqui Smith with her new hairstyle and I was thinking, you know? I reckon I could. Must be something in them Yankee candles.
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Phwoaar eh, bet she's a goer, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more...
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostI think I may have overdone the Croft Original last night but I was looking at Jacqui Smith with her new hairstyle and I was thinking, you know? I reckon I could. Must be something in them Yankee candles.
When I got closer it was in fact the woman from "Just Good Friends"
I was sober at the time so no excuse thereIf you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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She looks like a bloke dressed up as a woman.
Anyway, if she is so hot, what was her old man doing hiring pornos to knock one out?Comment
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