Originally posted by BrowneIssue
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James May and Airfix kits
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I used to do airfix models. I liked the displays you'd see in the shops with models hung from the roof on string. I attempted to recreate it but when they went wrong turned them into crashed planes for my 'display'. As time went on I built up a large collection of 'crashed planes' and but no finished ones to hang up. I told people that the battle finished ages ago and they buggered offRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostI used to do airfix models. I liked the displays you'd see in the shops with models hung from the roof on string. I attempted to recreate it but when they went wrong turned them into crashed planes for my 'display'. As time went on I built up a large collection of 'crashed planes' and but no finished ones to hang up. I told people that the battle finished ages ago and they buggered off
Took the flamethrower off of an american marine, the head of a german fallshirmjaeger and the crawling body of some othe plastic soldier.
I ended up with a crawling paratroop flamethrower man. Painted him up in camoflage smock colours. He was only one inch long, but I loved that little nazi.
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostWe watched a telly program last night - all of us and it was very entertaining - shock horror!
James May was attempting to make a life size airfix kit of a spitfire,and he got a bunch of people to then help him put it together. I really enjoyed it - problem is that Pogle Jr now wants an airfix kit - can anyone out there advise on an easy one to start off with?
Or does she drag / beg you to go to certain areas in museums to look at spitfires or something else like tanks etc?
I started on German WWI planes as they were for the most part brightly coloured, The Red Baron for example.
1:72 scale and get Dad to do the decals until he gets the hang of them (I never did!)
Warning this may drive her to have you tearing around the country to go look at various museums etc. If that is the case Duxford will solve all problems
HTHLast edited by Swiss Tony; 28 October 2009, 11:42."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSo that made me do a Google search (there are THOUSANDS of web pages with both 'Airfix' and 'dildo' )
Anyway, I came across the following gem. It is an 'inappropriate item stuck in an inappropriate place' story. It's text and it's NSFW. Stinky linky.
My eyes MY EYES!"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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This might be a good one to get. It's a starter kit with the paints and brushes included.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostGosh how very witty of you - suggesting a dildo for my 9 year old daughter, you must be very proud.
Not remotely inappropriate or offensive eh?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostWe watched a telly program last night - all of us and it was very entertaining - shock horror!
James May was attempting to make a life size airfix kit of a spitfire,and he got a bunch of people to then help him put it together. I really enjoyed it - problem is that Pogle Jr now wants an airfix kit - can anyone out there advise on an easy one to start off with?Originally posted by Paddy View PostThe Airfix Dildo is the easiest to put together but you must wait for the glue to dry before using.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Oh dear, have I hurt some poor blokes feelings - what a shame eh?
I should know better than to ask a simple and straightforward question on this board populated by near Neanderthals who think sex with a pumpkin is the height of sophistication.
There are some reasonable folk on here who are quite genuinely funny and helpful and then there are the misogynistic bed-wetting trouts with minds filled with the rotting pus of innuendo, suggestion and unimaginable sexual couplings.
Oh I feel better for that rantI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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