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The Official "My Contribution to CUK" thread

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    The Official "My Contribution to CUK" thread

    I start:

    1. Over 14,585 quality posts on this board along spread around many hundreds of threads.

    2. Established AndyW poll option tradition

    3. Pestered moderators long enough to get old icons back - ta!

    4. Facilitated custom titles for Godlike people (before that post level got devalued by TPD)

    5. [RESERVED FOR FUTURE USE]

    #2
    I'd rather give you a posthumous recognition.

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      I start:

      1. Over 14,585 quality posts on this board along spread around many hundreds of threads.

      2. Established AndyW poll option tradition

      3. Pestered moderators long enough to get old icons back - ta!

      4. Facilitated custom titles for Godlike people (before that post level got devalued by TPD)

      5. [RESERVED FOR FUTURE USE]

      No 2 is a blatant lie
      As the moderators proved the other day.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        5. Food critic?
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          5. Resident stud and sexual expert (After he gets his first shag).
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            No 2 is a blatant lie
            As the moderators proved the other day.
            So is #1. I don't think he's ever had a quality post in his online existence.
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #7
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              5. Resident stud and sexual expert (After he gets his first shag).
              Yes strangely that's one topic he hasn't held forth on.
              Surprising since ignorance is never a bar to his pontificating on other areas.



              PS Can you imagine when he finally does get laid? Will we ever hear the end (start?) of it.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                I'd rather give you a posthumous recognition.
                By pissing on my grave?

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                  #9
                  Is bekarovka yours too, AtW?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Yes strangely that's one topic he hasn't held forth on.
                    Surprising since ignorance is never a bar to his pontificating on other areas.



                    PS Can you imagine when he finally does get laid? Will we ever hear the end (start?) of it.
                    Dont listen to them Alexi. Sh@gging is vastly overrated. A good hard Sh1 te on the other hand, is always underrated.
                    Have you had any good hard poos lately ?



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                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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