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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
great - now I can get the wife ///M swag at x-mas and b-day
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thanksOriginally posted by Spacecadet View Post
do you think they deteriorate if they are smeared with lubricant?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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as long as there is no vigorous rubbing afterwards they should be fineOriginally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postthanks
do you think they deteriorate if they are smeared with lubricant?Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postas long as there is no vigorous rubbing afterwards they should be fine
This is BMW drivers we're talking about.
There's always lots of vigorous solo rubbing in front of a mirror.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostExactly. Get the BMW, it will transform you.
it will transform you, into a COCK!
Don't do it!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I am happy to interpret as you do not believe this happened ages ago.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
it will transform you, into a COCK!
Don't do it!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThis is BMW drivers we're talking about.
There's always lots of vigorous solo rubbing in front of a mirror.
Would that be a rear view mirror with the front fog lights on for no reason whilst doing 90 in the fast lane on a near empty motorway and simultaneously taking a very important call (from his mum) and not using a hands free kit?Coffee's for closersComment
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