Well recently I was on this Cathay Pacific flight out of Hong Kong and this crazy French woman gets up and goes to open the door so she can have a fag. Everyone was shouting at her as loud as they could to stop, but typical bl**dy french, kept on pretending she didn't understand a word of English and keeps saying "va te faire foutre!" or some such thing.
In the end a couple of Aussie rugby players high tackled her but even though she was only 5ft2 she was just too strong (think she must have been a member of the French womens rugby team or something), threw the guys off and, despite the 10 tons of air pressure, managed to get the door open.
It was certainly nerve-wracking few moments but luckily in the end it all turned out well. She got to smoke her fag on the way down and we got some fresh air.
Honest...
In the end a couple of Aussie rugby players high tackled her but even though she was only 5ft2 she was just too strong (think she must have been a member of the French womens rugby team or something), threw the guys off and, despite the 10 tons of air pressure, managed to get the door open.
It was certainly nerve-wracking few moments but luckily in the end it all turned out well. She got to smoke her fag on the way down and we got some fresh air.
Honest...
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