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What sort of kissing in public do you find "Creepy"?
I'm not keen on watching guy on guy... I have a cousin who is gay and when him and his b/f are snogging.... But then, I'm not really into PDA's anyway!
Oh! PDA! I finally twigged.
I thought you meant didn't like Palm Pilots or something.
Anyway that's nothing. What about winking in public. Many years ago I worked in a tall building which overlooked a park. About once a week, this shabby-looking bloke would show up, sit on a bench, and happily entertain himself. Meanwhile, whole floors of office workers would wander over to the South side of the building to cheer him on. The women were the worst!
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
I thought you meant didn't like Palm Pilots or something.
Anyway that's nothing. What about winking in public. Many years ago I worked in a tall building which overlooked a park. About once a week, this shabby-looking bloke would show up, sit on a bench, and happily entertain himself. Meanwhile, whole floors of office workers would wander over to the South side of the building to cheer him on. The women were the worst!
Went to the zoo once, Chester zoo I think. Trying to get through to see the penguins and there was an almighty crush, all women, six deep around this particular cage. Making a heck of a racket.
There was this giant tortoise, with a tortoisey boner, on top of a female giving it glacial rumpy pumpy. I mean you could time the randy shell-backs rampant thrusts with an egg timer.
The blokes laughed and walked on by but the women were facinated. I swear one of the ladies was deliberately pushing up against the barrier pole, and she wouldnt give up her spot for anything.
The women are the worst.
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