The Official Sockpuppet Declaration thread

[wobbegong]

I'm Menelaus and so's my wife

This is where it gets a bit confusing; I'm Menelaus, but I'm also Spartacus (aren't we all), so therfore, according to Churchy, Ferret is Menelaus.

[Zippy]

This is where it gets a bit confusing; I'm Menelaus, but I'm also Spartacus (aren't we all), so therfore, according to Churchy, Ferret is Menelaus.

Sadly I'm sober, so am afraid you've lost me.

[wobbegong]

Sadly I'm sober, so am afraid you've lost me.

Come on Zippy, keep up at the back. If I'm claiming to be Menelaus (who isn't?) AND Spartacus (which we all are) ,then Churchill saying that "I'm Ferret and Spartacus" MUST mean that by implication that Ferret is also Menelaus.

D'ya see?

[Zippy]

Come on Zippy, keep up at the back. If I'm claiming to be Menelaus (who isn't?) AND Spartacus (which we all are) ,then Churchill saying that "I'm Ferret and Spartacus" MUST mean that by implication that Ferret is also Menelaus.

D'ya see?

I'd like to hear Ferrets view on this

But I do agree that we are all Spartacus

[NickFitz]

I'm ATW & me & my SKA are going to take over the world!!! Maaaawwaaahhhhhaaaa!
M

I'm AtW!

[NickFitz]

Did anybody else ever hear that story about one of Kirk Douglas's sons trying to make it as a standup comedian? He was playing some comedy club in New York and the audience started heckling him because he was rubbish. Losing his rag, he shouted at them: "Do you know who I am? I'm Kirk Douglas's son!"

A member of the audience immediately stood up and shouted "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son!" Another stood up and shouted "No, I'm..." - well, you can imagine how it all turned out in the end

[jmo21]

*insert standard "I don't understand sock puppets on this forum" post here*

[Board Game Geek]

No Sockpuppets here.

I don't have a sociopathic need to create additional alter-egos in order to cause trouble. One account is good enough for that.

[ctdctd]

I'm the emergency holographic sockie.

Oh, and ATW

[HairyArsedBloke]

I am HairyArsedBloke.