Have any of you......

[suityou01]

poor sod.

I once got into a taxi in Scunthorpe being driven by a woman with no arms.
she had one foot on the pedals and one foot on the steering wheel

actually that was me, in a cunning disguise.

HTH

[hyperD]

I sat down next to a guy whose parents had inadvertently forgotten to teach him how most humans eat. For some reason, eating to him had turned into the “who can shove the most cream eggs, gummy bears and crisps into his mouth in under a minute” competition.

Also, the salient point about chewing had flown him by and in his micro-Darwinistic world, inhaling his food became the dominant evolutionary trait.

It was like sitting next to a ******* Dyson sucking up vomit.

[foritisme]

I have him next to me and a guy who constantly grunts all day. he sounds like somebody dragging a table. MP3 player time I think.

You're not in Cardiff by any chance ??


Nah you can't be talking about the same bloke.

[Amiga500]

In my last contract I sat next to a guy who played Flight Sim with a bowl of pasta in his lap, another guy who would have a wink into the curtains and yet another whos shoes always smelt of piss!

Yeah, happy days, I'm still eating the bowls of pasta but no more flight sim for now.

However, on my new contract, I am using voice recognition to dictate my project reports, although I sit next to some bigoted yob, who sits there in his England top giving me the evils whenever I dictate into my computer.

[original PM]

you guys have met some firkin weirdos

mostly we just have people who sit around doing feck all all day and complaining about it.