What's the Menelaus back-story?

[Zippy]

When I was growing up in India there was a way of dealing with this villun. A group of men would go to the doorstep of the willun and they would begin to remove their clothing until they were in there undergarments. It never went any further than this and the villun always paid up.

Oh great - Bob Shawadiwadi has a sockie now

[Clippy]

When I was growing up in India there was a way of dealing with this villun. A group of men would go to the doorstep of the willun and they would begin to remove their clothing until they were in there undergarments. It never went any further than this and the villun always paid up.

Fail.

[BobShawadiwadi]

Oh great - Bob Shawadiwadi has a sockie now

I am not having socks to being makings puppets.

[Evil Hangover]

Hope admin don't mind me asking after the other thread was closed... this is a thread about Menelaus not Helen. Everyone seems to know a lot about this Menelaus character as if it were well-discussed and I feel left out. I remember seeing him on CUK I think... but nothing else.

Can anyone give a potted history?

Previous posting history suggests he's a top geezer. IMHO

[wobbegong]

I am not having socks to being makings puppets.

Sas, go to bed, it's late.

[NickFitz]

I always liked the idea of him flying a Tornado from Prague to Rome, then bringing a spag bol back for lunch.

(or possibly if you have a Tornado sitting around and are feeling peckish.)

[TimberWolf]

I always liked the idea of him flying a Tornado from Prague to Rome, then bringing a spag bol back for lunch.

(or possibly if you have a Tornado sitting around and are feeling peckish.)

He seems to have told more porkers on that site than here.

[eliquant]

He seems to have told more porkers on that site than here.

"He once told me that he had taken his tornado on a spin to Rome for lunch and that he had flown back with a bowl of spaghetti perched on his lap."

[BrilloPad]

And why us at contractoruk ???? are we a magnet for nutters ?

Take a reasonably sane person , add anonymity and you get a nutter.

HTH

[TiroFijo]

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