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Have you got a spare key?
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They've got rum on the other thread, why haven't we got rum here?Originally posted by Zippy View PostHave you got a spare key?
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Just cos you are ill there is no need to get grumpy. I'll go to the offie.Originally posted by Churchill View PostThey've got rum on the other thread, why haven't we got rum here?
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Rum?Originally posted by Churchill View PostThey've got rum on the other thread, why haven't we got rum here?
Where?
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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But, but .....Originally posted by norrahe View Posti've drunk it all *hic*
more boooozeHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Party?
Everybody in the house say "Woah!"
Everybody in the house say "Hey! Hey!"
So, doodz, where's da laydeez?
Ulp.Originally posted by administrator View Post...
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I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
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OK - I'm back with a wide selection of booze (and some Lemsips for CM and Churchill). Where did admin go with that credit card - I need to pay the lorry driver
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Oi f**k the lemsip unless it's rum flavoured and got Pusser's written on the bottle!Originally posted by Zippy View PostOK - I'm back with a wide selection of booze (and some Lemsips for CM and Churchill). Where did admin go with that credit card - I need to pay the lorry driver
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