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    Very Funny ebay....

    Very funny ebay song, click here with headphones.....

    www.startupbase.com/ebaysong.mp3 (People are selling this link for £1 on ebay!!!!)

    A used... pink bathrobe
    A rare... mint snowglobe
    A Smurf... TV tray
    I bought on eBay

    My house... is filled with this crap
    Shows up in bubble wrap
    Most every day
    What I bought on eBay


    Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
    Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
    Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
    They had it on eBay


    I'll buy... your knick-knack
    Just check... my feedback
    "A++!" they all say
    They love me on eBay


    Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
    Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
    (From some guy) I've never met in Norway
    Found him on eBay


    I am the type who is liable to snipe you
    With two seconds left to go, whoa
    Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
    As long as I've got the dough


    I'll buy... your tchotchkes
    Sell me... your watch, please
    I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
    I'm highest bidder now


    (Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
    (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
    (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
    Oh yeah... (I bought it on eBay)


    Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
    Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
    Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
    (Found it on eBay)


    Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
    (Pez dispensers and a toaster)
    (Don't know why... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
    (I'll buy on eBay)


    What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    thats funny - but Bob and Tom's camel toe song is funnier.


    Probably not office friendly...

    http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2473994
    Older and ...well, just older!!

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