They'll be able to see your willy and everything...

[EternalOptimist]

I know a chap with 3 life size erotic blow up dolls of Bernie Ecclestone. You can get a Gordon Brown doll too if you know where to look, you can take the glass eye out and bonk it in the eye socket.

I found the socket to be at least three sizes too big. I got so annoyed I bursted it and it went down on me.

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I know a chap with 3 life size erotic blow up dolls of Bernie Ecclestone. You can get a Gordon Brown doll too if you know where to look, you can take the glass eye out and bonk it in the eye socket.

You are my hero!