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Do you think there's a market for a USB-powered, single-chip oven?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostJust put the central heating on FFS. WTF have contractors turned into?
What next, how can I cook one chip in the oven without heating the whole oven.
Jeez.
The MonoChip(tm)!
"Waiting for that lengthy download to complete? Feeling peckish? Why not pop in a MonoChip?"
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Are Dragons' Den still taking applications?Originally posted by bogeyman View PostDo you think there's a market for a USB-powered, single-chip oven?
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I hope so. This is a sure-fire winner.Originally posted by Scary View PostAre Dragons' Den still taking applications?
I have also devised a matching pot noodle warmer.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I think we need to incorporate into the design small loaves of bread so we can make chip butties!!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I thought people used socks these daysOriginally posted by bogeyman View PostI hope so. This is a sure-fire winner.
I have also devised a matching pot noodle warmer.
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Well if there is then this USB beans microwave is a winner.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostDo you think there's a market for a USB-powered, single-chip oven?
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Awww BUGGER! Beaten to it yet again!Originally posted by Clippy View PostWell if there is then this USB beans microwave is a winner.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I want one (and I don't really know why)Originally posted by Clippy View PostWell if there is then this USB beans microwave is a winner.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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