Peace and quiet from my nutty neighbours……

[Clippy]

Tourettes is a good defence - if they keep coming round, tell 'em you'll rip their f***ing throats out and p*** in the hole.

*NSFW* Something like this? *NSFW*

[Spacecadet]

Don't forget to turn off the CCTV BEFORE you go round to the nieghbours garden with your wife, a couple of air guns and a mock petrol bomb

[bogeyman]

*NSFW* Something like this? *NSFW*

Ah! Tyson. Such a delightful and entertaining rapist thug.

[realityhack]

Sod the rocket/flame malarkey. Go for a few Tesla coils.