Peace and quiet from my nutty neighbours……

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realityhack replied

9 October 2009, 13:40
Sod the rocket/flame malarkey. Go for a few Tesla coils.
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bogeyman replied

9 October 2009, 13:34
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

*NSFW* Something like this? *NSFW*

Ah! Tyson. Such a delightful and entertaining rapist thug.
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Spacecadet replied

9 October 2009, 13:33
Don't forget to turn off the CCTV BEFORE you go round to the nieghbours garden with your wife, a couple of air guns and a mock petrol bomb
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Clippy replied

9 October 2009, 13:29
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Tourettes is a good defence - if they keep coming round, tell 'em you'll rip their f***ing throats out and p*** in the hole.

*NSFW* Something like this? *NSFW*
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TheFaQQer replied

9 October 2009, 12:22
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Turrets are a good defense...one at each corner should do it...

Tourettes is a good defence - if they keep coming round, tell 'em you'll rip their f***ing throats out and p*** in the hole.
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Moscow Mule replied

9 October 2009, 09:43
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Get yourself one of these

There's nothing like a stream of hot lead to show the neighbours who is boss...

On a slightly less lethal note, could you get hold of one of those wave weapins that makes your skin feel like it's burning? That would be an easy way to deter almost everybody...
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hyperD replied

9 October 2009, 09:40
Get yourself one of these
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JamieMoles replied

9 October 2009, 09:05
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Yeah, I agree but I was thinking that maybe rockets were overkill for a 10 foot square garden? You could always add land mines as an extra precaution, without it seeming over the top!

Claymores lining the garden path would be a nice touch.
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daviejones replied

9 October 2009, 08:54
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Go for the rocket turrets, not useless flame ones...

Yeah, I agree but I was thinking that maybe rockets were overkill for a 10 foot square garden? You could always add land mines as an extra precaution, without it seeming over the top!
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AtW replied

9 October 2009, 08:50
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Turrets are a good defense...one at each corner should do it...

Go for the rocket turrets, not useless flame ones...
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daviejones replied

9 October 2009, 08:41
Turrets are a good defense...one at each corner should do it...
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DimPrawn replied

9 October 2009, 08:35
Why not add a roll of barbed wire round the top of the garden fence and perhaps a few guard dogs to finish the effect?
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Wilmslow replied

9 October 2009, 07:37
Originally posted by zeitghost

Bet the slug pellet stew & molotov cocktails worked a treat too.

Just read that - getting me thinking.......
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Wilmslow started a topic Peace and quiet from my nutty neighbours……

9 October 2009, 07:35
Peace and quiet from my nutty neighbours……

I have bitten the bullet and got a CCTV system trained on my front door, complete with microphone to record any more madness – has infra-red, so a nice reassuring red glow at night.

So far, it has worked a treat – absolute peace
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