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    Wide boy agent

    Just phoned my new agent,

    Me> Hello its .......
    Him> 'ello mate ow r ya goin
    Me> Fine
    Him> avin a god day r ya geezer
    Me> About this new extension
    Him> no probs mate, I'll get it in da post taday
    Me> OK fine, look forward to receiving it
    Him> Chow

    I bet he wears red braces
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

    #2
    god it sounds like my pimp.....or do they all sound the same.
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #3
      And matching red framed glasses?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Phoenix
        And matching red framed glasses?

        With no glass in the frames!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Phoenix
          With no glass in the frames!
          and a carnation.....in his lapell.
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #6
            Looks like DA is back in town...
            Vieze Oude Man

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              #7
              Originally posted by n5gooner
              god it sounds like my pimp.....or do they all sound the same.
              Yep, they all sound the same. As I've said many times before, mockney gits who've watched Jamie Oliver once too often and put too much gel in the hair spikes.
              Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                #8
                I prefer Brylcreem myself.

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