Good job he went through the "Six people or less" window.
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Your coat the denim jacket? - I'll get it for ya boyo!Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostGood job he went through the "Six people or less" window.Comment
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Maybe the 'had drunk two bottles of whisky before his 1983 Rolls-Royce ploughed into the supermarket' slightly influenced the decision.Originally posted by Menelaus View Post16 months in chokey is a bit excessive.Comment
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Who would buy a mattress in Tescos FFS, especially someone with a Roller?Originally posted by DimPrawn View Posthttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8274635.stm
A man who drove his Rolls Royce into a Tesco supermarket in Hampshire has been jailed for 16 months and banned from driving for five years.
Winchester Crown Court heard that Robert Caton, 50, of Cusden Drive, Andover, had a grudge against the shop over a failed delivery of a mattress.
Six people were injured in the incident on 20 May and it cost more than £20,000 to repair the damage caused.
What a twonk.
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A pikey?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostWho would buy a mattress in Tescos FFS, especially someone with a Roller?
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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You can buy a Roller for £5KOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostWho would buy a mattress in Tescos FFS, especially someone with a Roller?
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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A petrol guzzling rust bucket no doubt.Originally posted by Paddy View PostYou can buy a Roller for £5K
I looked at some second hand rollers on the web a few months ago, and concluded that you couldn't get a decent one for under about £30K.
But I'd be happy to be corrected - always fancied one, but a recent and reliable model, and wouldn't want to pay more than around £20K tops.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Gas guzzling, yes. Rust... no aluminum body.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostA petrol guzzling rust bucket no doubt.
I looked at some second hand rollers on the web a few months ago, and concluded that you couldn't get a decent one for under about £30K.
But I'd be happy to be corrected - always fancied one, but a recent and reliable model, and wouldn't want to pay more than around £20K tops.
Nice one for £7k here
http://www.uk-cars-for-sale.com/Rolls-Royce.cars4sale"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I once knew a chap who bought one for £5K. I then met a taxi driver who claimed that the unreliability of the thing had gained him enough fares to pay for his summer hols in Spain.Originally posted by Paddy View PostYou can buy a Roller for £5K
It had water sloshing around in the bottom of the doors too.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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I have never liked Rolls Royce cars. In the days when Mercedes were using fuel injection Rolls Royce were still using twin SU carburettors (like flitted on the old Mini Cooper). Rolls Royce were very prone to breakdowns particularly with electrical faults. I drive a C5, fantastic smooth ride and never had a breakdown.Originally posted by Sysman View PostI once knew a chap who bought one for £5K. I then met a taxi driver who claimed that the unreliability of the thing had gained him enough fares to pay for his summer hols in Spain.
It had water sloshing around in the bottom of the doors too."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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