Evolution have jobs for you!

[MrMark]

After re-submitting your cv to Jobsite, you automatically get an email from Evo

I've seen your CV on Jobsite and have a couple of jobs that potentially look suitable for you, however I could do with a bit more information.

Please click here to enter some more details and help me find you the ideal job.

Of course you click to go to their webpage and you fill in various details including the following:

Referees
Evolution provide clients with the name and contact details of two referees for everyone submitted to help add credibility to your application.

Under no circumstances will your current company be contacted for a reference without your express permission

and (even worse imo)

Interviews / Applications

This information is essential to allow us to consider you for jobs without making duplicate applications.

If they behave like hyenas, they really do deserve being sent bogus names and contact details

[Pogle]

After re-submitting your cv to Jobsite, you automatically get an email from Evo



Of course you click to go to their webpage and you fill in various details including the following:



and (even worse imo)



If they behave like hyenas, they really do deserve being sent bogus names and contact details

But that would be unprofessional - wouldn't it lads

[Zippy]

If they behave like hyenas, they really do deserve being sent bogus names and contact details

Great - something useful for me to do this afternoon

[Zippy]

But that would be unprofessional - wouldn't it lads

No. My last two clients really were Mr C Lion and Mr Mike Hunt. Honest.

[teclo]

Ha, I just updated my cv to Jobsite / Jobserve about 10 minutes ago and lo an email from Evolution just arrived in my inbox. Time to get a couple of free 070 numbers and see what happens

[SizeZero]

I used to work with a guy who was really called Mike Hunt. I bet it's quite a common name.

[DimPrawn]

Megan Bacon.
Mary Christmas.
Ben Dover.
Ivor Bigun.

All past colleagues.

[MrMark]

must add Ivor Refrance to the list.

[teclo]

You might find this list useful : http://www.punnames.com/

I quite liked these ones,

Pete Abred
Lora D. West
Clint Toris

[Platypus]

I don't see my fave, Phil McCrevis