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    #21
    All these revenge things are great ideas but for us to really give you some good suggestions please provide the following information

    Do you have his name?
    Do you have his address?
    Do you have his telephone number?

    Once again, in a sense Chico is correcting in saying it's a circle of revenge.

    It may be a better Idea to wait for a year or so to get your revenge, as he is less lightly to think of you.

    Using the internet to put adverts etc on forums and such is a dangerous thing to do unless you have an IP blanker running - Everything is traceable - Use a popular Sunday magazine - fill out all the application forms for sex toys etc. - Get catalogues - skips - taxi's - Kirby salesmen - emergency plumbers - call girls etc sent to his house.
    Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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      #22
      Originally posted by Spartacus
      Friend a mine had an, ahem, "difference of opinion" with someone. He arranged for the fellow's car to be collected from outside his house during the night, taken to a car crusher and then returned as a 1 metre cube of metal just in time for him to see it when he opened his bedroom curtains in the morning.
      Yawn... Yeah, 'course he did. Are you Threaded in drag?

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        #23
        Originally posted by wc2
        All these revenge things are great ideas but for us to really give you some good suggestions please provide the following information

        Do you have his name?
        Do you have his address?
        Do you have his telephone number?

        Once again, in a sense Chico is correcting in saying it's a circle of revenge.

        It may be a better Idea to wait for a year or so to get your revenge, as he is less lightly to think of you.

        Using the internet to put adverts etc on forums and such is a dangerous thing to do unless you have an IP blanker running - Everything is traceable - Use a popular Sunday magazine - fill out all the application forms for sex toys etc. - Get catalogues - skips - taxi's - Kirby salesmen - emergency plumbers - call girls etc sent to his house.

        I have waited over 18mths, I have his name, address, home telephone number, mobile telephone and work address.

        Revenge is a dish best served cold etc etc etc

        Hiding my i.p. address is not a problem

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          #24
          Originally posted by snaw
          Slip him a few Rohipnol, dress him up in some bufty boy S&M gear (Ah la HHH) preferabbly leather chaps, drag him down to the local Blue Oyster bar, prop him up at the bar, arse first and make sure you take a video camera ...
          Sounds like me on a Thursday evening
          Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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            #25
            Originally posted by Harrysp
            I need something to deliver that KO blow. Something nasty, vindictive and vengeful..
            Shove a load of ice cream and blancmange through his letter box.

            After all, as you said yourself - "Revenge is a dish best served cold".

            (Apologies to long-term readers who remember the last time I wheeled out that gag.)
            Last edited by OwlHoot; 15 November 2005, 22:29.
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