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    #11
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I'm going to make a phone call from my desk on Monday morning to the Mercedes Benz garage and ask what new models they have in stock.
    Ask in a loud voice if they can leave it at the airport so that you can collect it on your return from holiday in Barbados.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #12
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      What is it with these throbbers?
      Swear filter? If so what word?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Swear filter? If so what word?
        Never even knew it was just a Scottish word.

        2. throbber
        Scots. A derogatory term for a contemptible and stupid person. It's origins derive from the aroused state of the penis and hence is used only as a term of abuse for males; although as the genders are becoming harder to distinguish in certain housing schemes in and around the city of Glasgow this can no longer be guaranteed. If one is behaving in a ridiculous manner, and apparently irritable to everyone in the vicinity, one can expected to be denounced as a 'throbber'.
        Heh Bawbag, stope actin' like a throbber.

        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throbber

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          #14
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          Never even knew it was just a Scottish word.

          2. throbber
          Scots. A derogatory term for a contemptible and stupid person. It's origins derive from the aroused state of the penis and hence is used only as a term of abuse for males; although as the genders are becoming harder to distinguish in certain housing schemes in and around the city of Glasgow this can no longer be guaranteed. If one is behaving in a ridiculous manner, and apparently irritable to everyone in the vicinity, one can expected to be denounced as a 'throbber'.
          Heh Bawbag, stope actin' like a throbber.

          http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throbber
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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