Don't tell the wife though.
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I just hope you didn't give her name as a referenceOriginally posted by Shimano105 View PostDon't tell the wife though.Coffee's for closersComment
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It is a real person who does the matchmaking instead of using web sites like http://www.adultsheepfinder.com NSFWOriginally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Postwhat is a dating consultant?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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That sounds like the old one:Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostDon't tell the wife though.
"I've just sold my flat. The landlord is going to be furious"How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIt is a real person who does the matchmaking instead of using web sites like http://www.adultsheepfinder.com NSFW
I recognise the "lady" on the front page. I've always had a thing for blondes.
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NSFW - no sheep for workOriginally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
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