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Emile Heskey
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostMy mate used to go out* with him.
* Shag regularly
Was he good at "holding up" then?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostCan't agree with the not falling over part. I remeber reading some fooball manager complaining about Heskey saying that he can't understand how such a big bloke can spend so much time on his arseComment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostMy mate used to go out* with him.
* Shag regularly
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThe man is a genius. Not only has he invented a new position, the non-scoring centre-forward, but his mere presence allows England to score goals freely. Can't figure it out but the stats don't lie.
Several teams often play like that, including my lot. Two years ago we won League Two and were the division's top scorers, but the centre forward who played half our games didn't score any!
His job was to go for everything, rough up the oppo defenders and allow midfield players space to score. And once the defence was knackered, he usually went off and a fresh forward would come on and score late on.Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostCan't agree with the not falling over part. I remeber reading some fooball manager complaining about Heskey saying that he can't understand how such a big bloke can spend so much time on his arse
Lesson to be learned there!
I believe Brian Clough used to say "you cant score if you are sitting on your arse".I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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I've actually been at a match where he scored; Birmingham 1 Man City 0. Despite this rare as rocking horse sh!t event, wasn't worth £40Comment
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