I've decided to learn Chinese

[wendigo100]

They will still burn your car / sheep and rape you underage daughter on a school trip.

My underage daughter is going to France next week on a school trip. France doesn't bovver me, but she's going to Belgium as well...

[mcquiggd]

Mmmm... my belief is that Dutroux (sp?) was locked up but the Police did not throroughly investigate the network due to ... ahem .. 'political interfence'. The synopsis from the media is that judges, mp's etc where involved.

For lawds sake tell her to stay away from politicians... sound advice for us all, unless you are Zeitghost, who has sharp, pointy teeth....

[wendigo100]

don't you think that it would make more sense for schools to teach chinese and Urdu than French & German? Would be far more useful

I think it would make more sense to teach English to all those mono-lingual Urdu or Hindi speakers in Bradford and Southall.

[mcquiggd]

Racist!

You shoud be celbrating the fact that a different culture has been allowed to invade your homeland and establish its own enclave, and will soon start burning cars and demanding preferential treatment...

Tsk!

You would have thought everyone would have been indoctrinated by now, but oh no, theres always one

[planetit]

You shoud be celbrating the fact that a different culture has been allowed to invade your homeland

"An Englishman abroad in Scotland"

[mcquiggd]

Ah yes, but I have embraced the local culture.... I drink Glayva, fine single malts, eat neeps and tatties, and shop at Scotmid and Margiotas...

They thought I was a soft southerner until I out-drank a Scots squaddie and a Glaswegian friend, and after that they made me an honourary Scotsman.

My other half is English, granted, but apart from that Ive gone native. All I have to do now is wait until the money runs out, claim housing benefit, start selling heroin, then I can claim asylum.