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losing the will to live
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostYawn. Ship and Shovell etc etc"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSadly I'm stuck oop north atm. And MrsB may object slightly to me taking off to London in order to conduct the experiment+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostTry it on MrsB and let us know how it goes.
Besides it would'nt be a properly controlled experiment since the subject would be biased towards the experimenter and potentially produce a false positive outcome."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostNah, she hates cider and I've already established that Baileys and Cointreau does the job nicely with her
Besides it would'nt be a properly controlled experiment since the subject would be biased towards the experimenter and potentially produce a false positive outcome.
two smacks in the gob
barred from four pubs
one attempted knee to the gulag archipelagos
one sloppy two hour kiss
one marriage
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmy experiments in the early seventies were inconclusive, nine attempts-
two smacks in the gob
barred from four pubs
one attempted knee to the gulag archipelagos
one sloppy two hour kiss
one marriage
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostAnd judging by the correspondence in the SWEP etc. a lot of people weren't pleased either.
They were the pets of someone who'd pegged it & they all had some skin condtion that made the bolt gun more humane than the injection.
According to the protectors of all that's furry & feathery, the RSPCA.
Who did the deed.
last I heard, they couldnt get anyone
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Gary Glitter? GARY GLITTER?
was that supposed to be a reference to "leader of the pack"? That was the Shangri-La's. I think you're mixing up "Do you wanna be in my gang?".Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View Postwas that supposed to be a reference to "leader of the pack"? That was the Shangri-La's. I think you're mixing up "Do you wanna be in my gang?".Comment
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