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    #21
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Only one way to find out. Fancy a drink?
    Yawn. Ship and Shovell etc etc
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      #22
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Yawn. Ship and Shovell etc etc
      Sadly I'm stuck oop north atm. And MrsB may object slightly to me taking off to London in order to conduct the experiment
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #23
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Sadly I'm stuck oop north atm. And MrsB may object slightly to me taking off to London in order to conduct the experiment
        Try it on MrsB and let us know how it goes.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          #24
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Try it on MrsB and let us know how it goes.
          Nah, she hates cider and I've already established that Baileys and Cointreau does the job nicely with her

          Besides it would'nt be a properly controlled experiment since the subject would be biased towards the experimenter and potentially produce a false positive outcome.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #25
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Nah, she hates cider and I've already established that Baileys and Cointreau does the job nicely with her

            Besides it would'nt be a properly controlled experiment since the subject would be biased towards the experimenter and potentially produce a false positive outcome.
            my experiments in the early seventies were inconclusive, nine attempts-
            two smacks in the gob
            barred from four pubs
            one attempted knee to the gulag archipelagos
            one sloppy two hour kiss
            one marriage


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              #26
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              my experiments in the early seventies were inconclusive, nine attempts-
              two smacks in the gob
              barred from four pubs
              one attempted knee to the gulag archipelagos
              one sloppy two hour kiss
              one marriage


              So not a complete failure then
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #27
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                And judging by the correspondence in the SWEP etc. a lot of people weren't pleased either.

                They were the pets of someone who'd pegged it & they all had some skin condtion that made the bolt gun more humane than the injection.

                According to the protectors of all that's furry & feathery, the RSPCA.

                Who did the deed.
                Dogs are a real problem in Western Australia. In Perth they were advertising for a marksman to go out and cull the leaders of the packs

                last I heard, they couldnt get anyone


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                  #28
                  I know he's been a naught boy but that is no excuse to kill Gary Glitter

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                    #29
                    Gary Glitter? GARY GLITTER?

                    was that supposed to be a reference to "leader of the pack"? That was the Shangri-La's. I think you're mixing up "Do you wanna be in my gang?".

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                      was that supposed to be a reference to "leader of the pack"? That was the Shangri-La's. I think you're mixing up "Do you wanna be in my gang?".
                      oops - you are spot on. I was typing quickly cos I was bustin for a gypsies, I'll take more care next time

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