Ricky Martin's girlfriend (paraphrasing The Simpsons)
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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"Cock flavoured lollipop"
Patches O'HoulahanStill InvoicingComment
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as useful as a ten gallon hat on a three pint head(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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post in generalComment
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Marmalade fan beltComment
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Lighthouse in the desert.
Brilliant, but fcuking useless.Comment
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'vote in an election'“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Used to be for sale in Motorcycle News. Also, spliff holders.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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... as a permieComment
Chocolate fireguard
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