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TinTrump

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#11

1 September 2009, 13:09

Ricky Martin's girlfriend (paraphrasing The Simpsons)
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Moscow Mule

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#12

1 September 2009, 13:11

Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Chocolate firegard

Chocolate fireguard

concrete enema.

‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."
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blacjac

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#13

1 September 2009, 13:20

"Cock flavoured lollipop"

Patches O'Houlahan

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EternalOptimist

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#14

1 September 2009, 13:21

as useful as a ten gallon hat on a three pint head

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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work
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DS23

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#15

1 September 2009, 13:34

post in general
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#16

1 September 2009, 13:56

Marmalade fan belt
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#17

1 September 2009, 13:58

Lighthouse in the desert.

Brilliant, but fcuking useless.
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darmstadt

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#18

1 September 2009, 14:24

'vote in an election'

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#19

1 September 2009, 14:26

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

An ashtray on a motorbike.

Used to be for sale in Motorcycle News. Also, spliff holders.

My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.
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#20

1 September 2009, 15:18

... as a permie
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