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    #11
    I can't see a Citroen CV having much "pimp" potential ...
    The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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      #12
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      "what car do you drive?"
      "golf gti"

      now think of the stereotype you have of someone that replies with the above?

      would you put them in the same category as someone who replied with

      "Audi A4"
      "skoda octavia"
      "vw passat diesel estate"

      or in the same category as those that replied with

      "Focus ST in Asbo Orange, just like on Top Gear, sweet"
      "XR3i, white with a massiv twin pipe exhaust"
      "RS Cosworth in blue with a huuuge whale tail man"
      "Capri with pink go faster stripes, classic like"
      "peugot 205 Gti, blacked out windows and bangin tunez"
      "Citroen Saxo kitted, bored out and pimped so it lux da bom. innit"
      Oi! I drive a Golf GTI!

      How DARE you imply I'm a chav.
      Cats are evil.

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        #13
        Originally posted by swamp View Post
        Oi! I drive a Golf GTI!

        How DARE you imply I'm a chav.
        If you don't like it, don't drive a chav's car.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #14
          Originally posted by swamp View Post
          Oi! I drive a Golf GTI!

          How DARE you imply I'm a chav.
          Just go wiv the flow, bruv, get a tat, innit?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Just go wiv the flow, bruv, get a tat, innit?
            I'll agree the GTI is borderline, but it's not actually a chav car. It's just not. And mine sports a "Baby on board" sign and has a family size roof box!
            Cats are evil.

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              #16
              Originally posted by swamp View Post
              I'll agree the GTI is borderline, but it's not actually a chav car. It's just not. And mine sports a "Baby on board" sign and has a family size roof box!
              You're right. That's not chav. That's just a Sadmobile.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #17
                I drive a lexus.

                I'm mid-thirties

                (not really I couldn't give a tulipe)

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  You're right. That's not chav. That's just a Sadmobile.
                  Needs must. Actually it suits the GTI; the car can do anything.
                  Cats are evil.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Morris 1800 is definitely non-chav.
                    may even shade into very cool.
                    Thank you. I really like the old Morris Minor - those are cool. I like this one I have as it's automatic. My left leg thanks me each time I drive it!
                    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by chef View Post
                      "what car do you drive?"
                      "golf gti"

                      now think of the stereotype you have of someone that replies with the above?
                      Repeat the exercise substituting "Aygo" for "Golf GTI"
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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