1. Contracting
    1. General
      1. Brexit
    2. Business / Contracts
      1. Coronavirus Assistance
    3. Accounting / Legal
      1. Umbrella Companies
      2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
      3. The Future of Contracting
      4. IR35 Reform
    4. Technical
    5. Welcome / FAQs
  2. Social
    1. Light Relief
    2. Social / Events
  • Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Evening everybody!

Collapse
X
41 to 50 of 90 Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 template Next
Collapse
Reply to Thread
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
41 to 50 of 90 Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 template Next
    #41
    Pizza - bring it on. Except I only like coleslaw and coke so some of that please.
    We need CM's iPod really . Has this guy got any music that isn't Max Bygraves?

    Prickles - you won't be on the tobacco love. I'll call your mum and explain

    Hey - more beer anyone? <zip opens beer and pours herself large glass of cheap Rioja>
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

    Comment

      #42
      Right, the pizza's ordered.

      It's a big client paying, so I ordered 20 of everything on the take-away menu card.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

      Comment

        #43
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Or lordy, lordy.

        That'll be tears in a sphincter, then.

        He can barely walk from last time, poor lad.
        Ahem. Olive oil in kitchen.

        He lasted longer than anyone else at the last party ... fitting in really well I think
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

        Comment

          #44
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          He can barely walk from last time, poor lad.
          Shush, man. I don't diss you for your appearance, is it?
          I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
           If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

          Comment

            #45
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Right, the pizza's ordered.

            It's a big client paying, so I ordered 20 of everything on the take-away menu card.

            Cool. tulipe carpet anyway.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

            Comment

              #46
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Prickles - you won't be on the tobacco love. I'll call your mum and explain
              Don't call my mum. She thinks I'm on the night shift down the call centre wiv Andyw. So I can party all night and she don't know nuffin.

              So this is good stuff I'm smoking then, yeah?
              I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
               If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

              Comment

                #47
                Originally posted by Prickles View Post
                Shush, man. I don't diss you for your appearance, is it?
                Oi Sonic! Your mum says you are not to go in any dungeons - OK?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

                Comment

                  #48
                  It was a bit quiet so I've brought in my SuperWideStereo HedgeBlaster 2000. 120W of power. Handy for busking. No batteries but I can probably wire it into the mains.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                  Comment

                    #49
                    Originally posted by Prickles View Post
                    Don't call my mum. She thinks I'm on the night shift down the call centre wiv Andyw. So I can party all night and she don't know nuffin.

                    So this is good stuff I'm smoking then, yeah?
                    Woah Andyw! Now there is someone I'd like to meet.
                    Will call your mum again with a more convincing excuse
                    <zip gets more wine>
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

                    Comment

                      #50
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      It was a bit quiet so I've brought in my SuperWideStereo HedgeBlaster 2000. 120W of power. Handy for busking. No batteries but I can probably wire it into the mains.
                      Oh go for it. Why the f*** not? Maybe next door is on odd shifts so a bit of metal?

                      When does the food get here?
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

                      Comment

                      Reply to Thread
                      41 to 50 of 90 Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 template Next

                      Advertisers

                      1. Contracting
                        1. General
                          1. Brexit
                        2. Business / Contracts
                          1. Coronavirus Assistance
                        3. Accounting / Legal
                          1. Umbrella Companies
                          2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
                          3. The Future of Contracting
                          4. IR35 Reform
                        4. Technical
                        5. Welcome / FAQs
                      2. Social
                        1. Light Relief
                        2. Social / Events
                      Working...
                      X