Evening everybody!

[TykeMerc]

He gets lonely.

I get lonely.

Fair point, pass me another beer please, this one appears to have evaporated

Does the microwave work? I've found a 4 kilo bag of popcorn in the larder.

[Zippy]

Yeah, yeah, very funny.

Later perhaps.

What happened to SuitYou? I thought I just saw him in the other room...?

SY01? Have you checked under the table? I'll roll one - that generally flushes him out.

[Prickles]

Dunno Prickles. Why don't you have a look?

No way, man. Last time I went down one of them I slipped and fell backwards and sort of landed on something but I don't know what it was because it was dark and that was why I couldn't stop it hurting me and I left as soon as I could but it was sore and no I don't know what it was and the black soot-like substance was because of coal dust I am sure and definitely not soot and I do not know anything about a fire or a man in a leather face mask thing or a party or nuffin, man.

May I have a beer?

[Zippy]

Yeah, lob one over 'ere, will ya? Ta!!

<psssssssttt> there you go

[TykeMerc]

Ok, who put the cat in the microwave? We saw what happened last time.

4Kg of popcorn barely fits, how long you reckon? 5 mins on full power?

Where's that beer gone?

[Zippy]

No way, man. Last time I went down one of them I slipped and fell backwards and sort of landed on something but I don't know what it was because it was dark and that was why I couldn't stop it hurting me and I left as soon as I could but it was sore and no I don't know what it was and the black soot-like substance was because of coal dust I am sure and definitely not soot and I do not know anything about a fire or a man in a leather face mask thing or a party or nuffin, man.

May I have a beer?

Of course. We believe you. Honest. Have RC's beer - or perhaps a puff on this?

Don't go anywhere on your own - OK?

[TykeMerc]

Ta muchly. You're a scholar and a gentleman!!

You might want to clean yer glasses mate, she's no Gentleman!!!

[Zippy]

Ok, who put the cat in the microwave? We saw what happened last time.

4Kg of popcorn barely fits, how long you reckon? 5 mins on full power?

Where's that beer gone?

5 mins is good. Where did the f-ing canary go then?

Oh crap. New microwave?

[ShadyMarkus]

Bloody hell! Sockpuppet said this place was fairly active. Didn't expect this many replies though. As for that being an invitation for you guys to come round....let me just say that my first post may have been cut short/hijacked by the puppet himself. Last time he gets near my keyboard

So out of interest, where abouts in the country you all from? Heck, you know where I am now.......lets see how far you all come from.

[Zippy]

You might want to clean yer glasses mate, she's no Gentleman!!!

Er. That is a compliment isn't it?