Just thought i'd introduce myself to the forums. I'm new to contracting and had this place recommended to me by a mate. So here I am. My first post saying Hi. From the midlands area if anyone is local...
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Would that be an invitation for us to come round for a party?Originally posted by ShadyMarkus View PostFrom the Midlands area if anyone is local...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Think it might be (not SY01 right?)Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWould that be an invitation for us to come round for a party?
Could we fit you in tomorrow? There is a code of (mis)conduct on here which involves us coming to your house/flat/dungeon amd introducing ourselves in person. RC and I can obviously start now but you should really get the full experience. With gerbils
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Pretty sure he would. Check the DVDs. I'll open the beerOriginally posted by ToolpusherDo you like movies about gladiators?
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Holy crap. These DVDs are really specialist
<zip opens beer and passes around> With ham.
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Ta.Originally posted by Zippy View Post<zip opens beer and passes around>
Got another for , er, my friend?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Gosh that looks interesting, Another beer? Sure ...Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostTa.
Got another for , er, my friend?
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It's OK, I'll take his beer for him.Originally posted by ToolpusherSay hello to RC's little friend.....!
And another, just in case.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I thought that you agreed to leave the inflatable Bruce Forsyth at home for the next party?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostTa.
Got another for , er, my friend?
Pass me a cold beer please, I'm parched, just driven the length of the country.
Evening Shady, I hope you know a good cleaning company, this lot can get a bit messy!Comment
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