just to keep things balanced
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Damn right.
mind you, that nice alec Salmon turns out to be a liar.
On the beeb tonight , he said the Libyan was 'sent home to die'
thats a lie. I know for a fact he was sent home yesterdie
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Originally posted by mrdonuts View Postjust to keep things balancedCats are evil.Comment
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Scottish justice - bought and sold for a pottage
what a parcel of rogues in a nation
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Originally posted by swamp View PostA sentence in English should start with a capital letter. You made a stupid mistake.
the lower case a is quite deliberate thank you.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by mrdonuts View Postjust to keep things balancedI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postand were put right by a moggie.
the lower case a is quite deliberate thank you.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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