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When directly translated from Angry Russian, yes.Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Gratzors Alex !Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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I remember you inviting CUK members to take part, I was just a bit too lazy and it was far too techy for me. But I did wish you luck at the time if you remember unlike some of the more twat like people on here.Originally posted by AtW View PostThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Indeed Mr Puss - those who helped by action or word will be rewarded one way or anotherOriginally posted by Bagpuss View Post
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I'm not asking for anything, just glad it seems to be working for youThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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It always worked for me - only now this becomes obvious enough to the doubtersOriginally posted by Bagpuss View Post
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I'm only saying this because it's my favourite insult but ... you're all a bunch of knobs.
I feel better now.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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I've never been a fan of clip art, but I suddenly feel the urge to make a PowerPoint presentation including a piece of clipart of someone presenting someone else with bunch of knobs wrapped in a ribbon.Originally posted by Zippy View Post
(And a Google image search was unproductive although distracting and time consuming. She has a big mouth, that girl. Maybe I was using the wrong search engine...)Last edited by RichardCranium; 26 August 2009, 05:56.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Well done however you will still come under IR35.Originally posted by AtW View Post1. Hired first full-time employee - well paid high-tech British job created by an immigrant, since I may have "stolen" someone else job before, now at least I can call it even...
2. Rented 470 sq ft office in City Centre with a view on canal.
3. Rented full rack for servers, another one on Monday.
4. Will start paying myself regular salary from September.
HTH
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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