What are you doing this weekend?

[cailin maith]

How do you do that?

keep pulling the ironing board away from her?

crumple up each item after she's ironed it?

squirting her with water?

flicking peas off the back of her head?

Secretly glue her shoes to the floor so that when she reaches for a new item she falls over?

keep unplugging the iron?

keep putting the ironed clothes back in the un-ironed pile?



I could really go on!!

Trust me - he has ways of tormenting me!! But if he tries any of those you have mentioned...he'll get the iron imprinted on his forehead

[EternalOptimist]

Up at three am on saturday, picking the grandkids up at four, then drive up to Oban where we will spend a week in a nice isolated lodge

[Churchill]

How do you do that?

keep pulling the ironing board away from her?

crumple up each item after she's ironed it?

squirting her with water?

flicking peas off the back of her head?

Secretly glue her shoes to the floor so that when she reaches for a new item she falls over?

keep unplugging the iron?

keep putting the ironed clothes back in the un-ironed pile?



I could really go on!!

Are all these from personal experience?

Thanks for the ideas but none of the above...

[SillyMilly]

Ironing??????????? What on earth?

You're contractors - pay someone else to do it! Or let the men do it - it's mostly their shirts which take all the time.

The very thought of the i-word makes me feel quite ill ..............

[Cliphead]

Got the weekend off for a change. Likely head north with the girlie and find a hotel somewhere.

[cailin maith]

Ironing??????????? What on earth?

You're contractors - pay someone else to do it! Or let the men do it - it's mostly their shirts which take all the time.

The very thought of the i-word makes me feel quite ill ..............

I'm really anal about the ironing... I like it done my way!

[FiveTimes]

Nowt tonight
Saturday getting the kids kitted out with school uniforms.
Sunday roast dinner, village fair and jobs

[Bunk]

Fulham vs Chelsea

WHS.

No drinking for me though, I need a break

[EternalOptimist]

I'm really anal about the ironing... I like it done my way!

If you really are anal, will you help me get the wrinkles out of THIS !!


EO whips his saus out

[chef]

flying up to cologne to see gf chef, leaving in just over 90 mins

I believe she has planned a BBQ with friends and swimming in a lake (obviously not at the same time) and possibly looking at some apartments we can move into together come October as the first step in my/our long term plans to move to Cologne (finally get out of uk ), in with gf chef and live happily ever after.

other than that Im going to find somewhere in cologne that does a decent sunday roast (ideally lamb or anything other than roast pork, no more roast pork please !! )

oh and german homework with a little help from gf chef who just happens to be a german langauge teacher