Release all prisoners and say that they will all be judged by a higher power (ie God) when they die. That is the logic of the Scottish legal system !!
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostRelease all prisoners and say that they will all be judged by a higher power (ie God) when they die. That is the logic of the Scottish legal system !! -
That would work, but only if the prisoners had a very limited time left to live and no real capability to ruin society further.
Otherwise we'd only end up spending MORE money policing the state.The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostRelease all prisoners and say that they will all be judged by a higher power (ie God) when they die. That is the logic of the Scottish legal system !!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Why not post something more relevant in today's society, like the latest swine flu statistics?The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostBlessed are the cheesemakersComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostAhh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Even if he does say "Jehovah".Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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