Things not to attempt when pissed

[Moscow Mule]

Walking home from Central London (C'monnnnn, it's only 14 miles!!!!)

[Zippy]

Write some code

Have your mother-out-law round for dinner

[RichardCranium]

Amateur!

Walk three miles home on your own

Break up a fight

Attempt to climb a bus shelter

Easy (done 8 miles), easy (chip shop in Thursk) and easy (to nick the red & green bus stop tops)

Pull

Pulling the mentally challenged, unwashed, slapper in Leighton Buzzard and getting to go back to her place to try to shag her on greasy sheets was a doddle, I'll have you know. Thankfully, I couldn't get it up. Rode home on my motorbike and sobered up the next afternoon.

[RichardCranium]

Write some code

In my first 3 years as a programmer, coding was done in the afternoon, pissed, and debugging done in the morning, hung over. I was frequently amazed at the high quality and creativity of my own code.

My code is always better written when pissed.

[Zippy]

Post on an internet forum

[Zippy]

In my first 3 years as a programmer, coding was done in the afternoon, pissed, and debugging done in the morning, hung over. I was frequently amazed at the high quality and creativity of my own code.

My code is always better written when pissed.

Ok, ok - I'm a lightweight (or unlucky) :

[Cliphead]

Crank up the volume, new speakers in the morning

[Zippy]

Upset Cliphead

[Cliphead]

Upset Cliphead

Now I'm upset. Why when you drop a pizza it lands interesting side down?

[HairyArsedBloke]

Think you can pee in a train toilet standing up when it is moving without incurring a dry cleaning bill.

I can't even do that sober and in my own home as today proved.