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Hit one with the Land Rover once.Originally posted by sasguru View PostDo you interact with them?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Only once?Originally posted by Zippy View PostHit one with the Land Rover once.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Should I have reversed over it?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOnly once?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I see one, I shoot it. Somebody collects it and presents it at table a couple of days later. One of the benefits of having an estate DYK."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Legally, if you run over a pheasant yourself, you're not allowed to take it home.Originally posted by Zippy View PostShould I have reversed over it?
The person behind you is allowed to dispatch the bird and collect it though."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Oh, pluck off.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Ah so you were the mal-pheasant thenOriginally posted by Zippy View PostHit one with the Land Rover once.
Taxi........Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Maybe I'll just get a gun ...Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostLegally, if you run over a pheasant yourself, you're not allowed to take it home.
The person behind you is allowed to dispatch the bird and collect it though.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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