Alcohol Limit

[sasguru]

Oi. Settle, petal.

And as if by magic ....

[Churchill]

You need to deal with your anger, it's not going to do you any favours

Sweetheart, you couldn't make me angry.

[sasguru]

Sweetheart, you couldn't make me angry.

But NotAllThere can?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...y-weeps-6.html

[Churchill]

But NotAllThere can?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...y-weeps-6.html

Where's the anger in that post?

[chef]

I'm 6ft 8" and < 18 stone!

are you seriously 6ft 8??

that's massively tall

[Zippy]

Sweetheart, you couldn't make me angry.

Oi! I saw him first - join the bloody queue!

(flat of the hand upwards?)

[sasguru]

Where's the anger in that post?

OK, Ok keep yer pants on.

[Churchill]

Oi! I saw him first - join the bloody queue!

(flat of the hand upwards?)

Yeah if you want to kill him!

Forearm to the face.

[sasguru]

Just out of interest, why does everyone think that the NHS should treat their self-inflicted injuries and diseases?

[Churchill]

OK, Ok keep yer pants on.

You're not even mildly amusing.