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Interview Tomorrow - bag dilema!
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Nah it's rubbish - the plot's full of holes.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostThe Hungry Caterpillar?
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostAlternativly you could just be very professional, walk in, sit down (I assume your wearing a skirt so knees together dear you weren't dragged up), peel the banana very slowly, tip your glasses to the end of your nose (if you don't wear glasses get some) then inhale that banana.
For extra bonus points if you have long hair and some knitting needles you can pull out to let it drop down this would be benefical.
I think you need to stop watch so much porn SP!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Hey, don't discount it - if the interview is going badly it may be your only shotOriginally posted by SallyAnne View Post
I think you need to stop watch so much porn SP!
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Banana gives you energy.
I read once that eating breakfast was worth 3% on a morning exam. An interview is just an exam of sorts, and maintaining your energy level is crucial.Cats are evil.Comment
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Do you use your car as an extension of your handbag too? I have observed that a lot of ladies do.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYep, I'm with Mary on this - oversized is the way to go... I have all sorts of tulipe in mine
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Take a good professional book along something like Portrait of a serial killer by Ted Bundy should give a good first impression.Comment
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Does your clientco have a 'take your own tulip home' policy or can't you just leave your tulipe in their bogs like everyone else?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYep, I'm with Mary on this - oversized is the way to go... I have all sorts of tulipe in mine
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How could you get bored?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostBut then again, 3.5 hours each way - I'll be bored out of my mind if I dont have toys to play with!
I presume that you will be travelling on the East Coast Mainline from either Newcastle or Durham to Kings Cross.
Surely that has to be one of the world's most scenic railway journeys?
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