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    #11
    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    learning-replicating-self-aware-neural-networks-living-in-the-sky

    they will do all your work

    DOOMED!!!
    Neural networks are old hat now - The flavour of the month is support vector machines

    They may even have a role in quantum mechanics, via reproducing kernel Hilbert spaces, although having asked about this on a physics forum I wasn't exactly snowed under with replies
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      #12
      Kissing butt will always be a leading technology
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        Neural networks are old hat now - The flavour of the month is support vector machines

        They may even have a role in quantum mechanics, via reproducing kernel Hilbert spaces, although having asked about this on a physics forum I wasn't exactly snowed under with replies
        With the greatest respect - bollocks. Tools for the job and atm they serve very well.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          With the greatest respect - bollocks.


          I think that has to be the best riposte that I have ever heard. I shall be looking for the opportunity to use it myself.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            With the greatest respect - bollocks. Tools for the job and atm they serve very well.
            ok - I was just spewing buzzwords. I have no idea about programming.
            But it seems I got some of it right.
            Perhaps I am management material then
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #16
              Make your own future.

              All you need is an idea (not being half-baked can help but is far from essential), and a good, well funded, marketing plan.

              Armed with that, the world is your lobster and Bob's your teapot.

              Simples.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #17
                Programming GPGPU (general purpose graphical processing units) systems is the next big thing. 1000 cored "supercomputers" (in today's parlance) will be ubiquitous in 2-3 years. Goodle Nvidia Tesla.
                ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                  #18
                  Did anyone else think of The West Wing when they saw the title of this thread?
                  ǝןqqıʍ

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot
                    .. P.S. Also, I found it rather hard to parse your last sentence above, even trying to guess a typo, specifically the bit about "Tests for the job and atm".
                    Aha, sussed it. The 24 hour rule strikes yet again - Come across some bizarre or novel word, or hear some obscure person's name mentioned, and there's every chance you'll encounter the same within 24 hours. I've encountered it dozens of times.

                    Anyway, someone at clientco used "atm" in an email today, and from the context I sussed that it stands for "at the moment".
                    Last edited by OwlHoot; 20 August 2009, 21:26.
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                      #20
                      VMware dont tell anyone

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