My epic battle with a fly

[RichardCranium]

It's the weapons grade tea towel that was the give away. I mean who has a tea towel that can crack a vase?

Thank God it wasn't a sock...

[sasguru]

It's the weapons grade tea towel that was the give away. I mean who has a tea towel that can crack a vase?

Sorry sas.

It fell to the floor, you plonker.

[DimPrawn]

At last! You found your intellectual equal to do battle with. Well done!

[sasguru]

At last! You found your intellectual equal to do battle with. Well done!

Predictable. Dull. Nil points.

Next.

[expat]

I've just killed a fly after an epic battle. So there I was quietly doing some maths in my study when this blue bottle (who I shall henceforth call Einstein) flew in through the open window.

Would better be called Descartes.

[sasguru]

Glove full of vaseline, by any chance? Sas is Curley in Of Mice And Men, AICMFP.

I think this post says more about you than me.

[NotAllThere]

If it was really an intelligent fly, it would have worked out how to fly out of the open part of an opened window.

I have an electrified "tennis raquet" swat. Works wonderfully.

[Sysman]

If it was really an intelligent fly, it would have worked out how to fly out of the open part of an opened window.

I have an electrified "tennis raquet" swat. Works wonderfully.

I have one of those. It makes a very satisfying Zap! sound.