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This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! -
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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
What, all of us?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostHand over your C UK username and password when you leave...
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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<Chef in archaic Victorian times mode>
(rasps throat to hock up a big greenie)
hgggggggrrrrrr
(aims at Pleomax)
thwup
(splats Pleaomax right on the cheek)
"please leave my vicinity immediately"
</archaic Victorian times mode>
hard times require desperate measures.. good luck
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Do let us know how your first 360 degree appraisal goes, won't you?Comment
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G£$D dam£$% there everywhere!!Originally posted by snaw View PostWhat, all of us?
What happened, did I miss something?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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