Originally posted by cailin maith
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Plans for the weekend
Collapse
X
-
Ashton under Lyne? Strange folk - low foreheads and skinned knuckles.King of Chutney.
Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet! -
Not quite - almost though - think wigan way!Originally posted by MrToast View PostAshton under Lyne? Strange folk - low foreheads and skinned knuckles.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
The other Ashton. In Makerfield?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNot quite - almost though - think wigan way!King of Chutney.
Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!Comment
-
Not even that far out!!Originally posted by MrToast View PostThe other Ashton. In Makerfield?
Very Scary!!!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
you would be to get it all out of your hairOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI'm washing my hair tonight ... and for the rest of my life
Comment
-
Perv. Is it a slow afternoon where you are?Originally posted by original PM View Postyou would be to get it all out of your hair

+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
Comment
-
None at all....probably visit relatives...that I should have visited the week before...and the week before that...and so on and so on and so on. Its been so long I think they've stopped talking to us.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
-
Well don't go and ruin your good fortune by going and visiting the b@st@rds.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostNone at all....probably visit relatives...that I should have visited the week before...and the week before that...and so on and so on and so on. Its been so long I think they've stopped talking to us.
unless you stand to inherit a country estate and a gazillion pounds from them of courseAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
Yeah going on Holiday on Sunday - already in holiday mode.Originally posted by Zippy View PostPerv. Is it a slow afternoon where you are?





Comment
-
Nothing tonight
Mates pissup tomorrow
Packing Sunday and then drive to London for the week for a break in the big smoke
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- UK IT Contractors: How to land Forward Deployed Engineer roles beyond Palantir, Anthropic and OpenAI Today 05:52
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 25 03:52
- The beginning of the end for Boox ‘MSC’ contractors has begun. Check back in 2031 Jun 24 06:25
- Andy Burnham as prime minister ‘would cut both ways for self-employed contractors’ Jun 23 02:18
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 22 15:52
- Taxman tells contractors that only four new tax avoidance schemes needed avoiding in Q2 Jun 22 05:47
- VAT compliance checks are changing — here’s what contractors need to know Jun 17 07:30
- As HMRC steps up VAT compliance activity, how should company directors prepare? Jun 16 06:52
- Hiring of IT contractors returned to growth in May 2026, following 33 months ‘in the red’ Jun 15 06:02
- Zero Hours Contract Reform: A key consultation for recruiters, employers and contractors is finally here Jun 12 04:43


Comment