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Plans for the weekend
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Ashton under Lyne? Strange folk - low foreheads and skinned knuckles.King of Chutney.
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Not quite - almost though - think wigan way!Originally posted by MrToast View PostAshton under Lyne? Strange folk - low foreheads and skinned knuckles.Bazza gets caught
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The other Ashton. In Makerfield?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNot quite - almost though - think wigan way!King of Chutney.
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Not even that far out!!Originally posted by MrToast View PostThe other Ashton. In Makerfield?
Very Scary!!!!Bazza gets caught
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you would be to get it all out of your hairOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI'm washing my hair tonight ... and for the rest of my life
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Perv. Is it a slow afternoon where you are?Originally posted by original PM View Postyou would be to get it all out of your hair

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None at all....probably visit relatives...that I should have visited the week before...and the week before that...and so on and so on and so on. Its been so long I think they've stopped talking to us.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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Well don't go and ruin your good fortune by going and visiting the b@st@rds.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostNone at all....probably visit relatives...that I should have visited the week before...and the week before that...and so on and so on and so on. Its been so long I think they've stopped talking to us.
unless you stand to inherit a country estate and a gazillion pounds from them of courseAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Yeah going on Holiday on Sunday - already in holiday mode.Originally posted by Zippy View PostPerv. Is it a slow afternoon where you are?





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Nothing tonight
Mates pissup tomorrow
Packing Sunday and then drive to London for the week for a break in the big smoke
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