Job Market

[sasguru]

If your no good at anything, get a public sector role and dumb yourself down.

Looks like you've done that already.

[sasguru]

I've had to order 3x special heavy duty tuliptie sticks in order to beat off the hordes of agents beating down my door with mind blowing offers.

Honest like.

We believe you

[DimPrawn]

Good point - agents could be using age as another 'filter' in this buyers market. I also don't put my age on there but, luckily, I'm still the right side of 40.

How old are you Dim?

Low 40's.

[sasguru]

Hey guys - why not just learn something that's common as tulip (like Excel) inside out. Then get any office job going, for the time being, at whatever rate.
Surely that's better than not working.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Nothing you can do can get you a job if there just aren't any there.

..but au contraire ...

Nothing you can do that can't be done - nowhere you can be that isnt where your meant to be ... its easy ...

Aye Expat

Then my esteemed fellow countryman I will ask my Guardian Angel to generate whatever your hearts desire may be - there - and before I even completed my request for you - 'Tis Done.

I promise you a Miracle .

Alf's Guardian Angel
Always knew
What to Do
And where to Go
Next

[MrNoMotivation]

Hey guys - why not just learn something that's common as tulip (like Excel) inside out. Then get any office job going, for the time being, at whatever rate.
Surely that's better than not working.

I'm still waiting outside. NOW.

[Evil Hangover]

Are the X factor auditions still going on ?

[sasguru]

I'm still waiting outside. NOW.

I was being serious. I would get any old job to tide myself over this downturn.

[DimPrawn]

I was being serious. I would get any old job to tide myself over this downturn.

Booming economy with rampant stock markets, City bonuses, house price rises.

[minestrone]

I'll be on the market in 6 weeks, looks like I might have to get involved with all this linkedIn pish going about these days as most of my regular agents have nothing in the bag for me. Might get an extension here, rather do nothing to be honest, play with my new Fender Rhodes.