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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    no shoes
    5 undies
    5 socks
    2 spare bottoms
    5 tops
    sissors
    corkscrew
    gobbling rods
    Do you only have one leg?

    (And do I want to know what "gobbling rods" are?"
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Do you only have one leg?

      (And do I want to know what "gobbling rods" are?"
      now you know I meant 5 prs.

      knife fork and spoon.

      SIR!!


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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        now you know I meant 5 prs.

        knife fork and spoon.

        SIR!!


        KFS? You're dead posh you are.

        Y'need to get yourself a racing spoon

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          #14
          Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
          KFS? You're dead posh you are.

          Y'need to get yourself a racing spoon
          will do Andy.



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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            will do Andy.



            McNab?

            I sh!t higher than AMcN.

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              #16
              The missus used to laugh and say that going on hols with me was like going on military manouvres. Then she saw all the advantages of travelling light and she bought into it.

              Last year we went to oz for four weeks and her bag was actually lighter than mine, about 7kg. Impressive bird my missus

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                The missus used to laugh and say that going on hols with me was like going on military manouvres. Then she saw all the advantages of travelling light and she bought into it.

                Last year we went to oz for four weeks and her bag was actually lighter than mine, about 7kg. Impressive bird my missus

                4 weeks in 7kg - excellent

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                  4 weeks in 7kg - excellent
                  mind you, she made me take the rabbit.



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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    mind you, she made me take the rabbit.



                    Didn't the poor bunny have to go into quarantine?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                      Didn't the poor bunny have to go into quarantine?
                      <cough>

                      bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

                      <cough>
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