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    #21
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    How the hell can you have "a minor indescretion with a sheep"?

    Were you walking along a road naked, tripped and fell up its arse?

    We need to know then we can avoid such indescretions!
    Perhaps a holiday in North Wales is not for you? Lots of sheep, lots of rocks to trip over ....
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      #22
      I heard of a bloke who caught Hermes



      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        Sounds like a kidney infection.

        See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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          #24
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I heard of a bloke who caught Hermes



          The carrier?

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            #25
            Gordon Brown is wishing the entire country has Gonorrhea Lectim ....

            (pronounced "gonna re-elect him")
            The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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              #26
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I heard of a bloke who caught Hermes

              Funny things happen on a midsummers night
              The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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                #27
                Sounds like UTI (not STD)- go to quacks - they will ask for a wee sample.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
                  Sounds like UTI (not STD)- go to quacks - they will ask for a wee sample.
                  What of?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    How the hell can you have "a minor indescretion with a sheep"?

                    Were you walking along a road naked, tripped and fell up its arse?

                    We need to know then we can avoid such indescretions!
                    Hang on I didn't say sheep - I said:

                    In my case, due to a minor indescretion with a sh...
                    sh... could be a whole host of things.
                    I think you have a sheep fetish. you bhaaaaad boy.

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                      #30
                      avoid these problems....

                      A soapy t*tw*nk is order of the day. Cleaning at the same time.

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