Hello Everyone, I'm New!

[cailin maith]

Did someone say there was a party going on?

I've brought 5 litres of Asda value vodka.

I'll bring the mixer... pink wine anyone?

[Chutney Spoon]

The talking purple giraffe is a little odd though.

For some reason that conjurs up images of CM and Churchy.

I think I need some new chutney.

[realityhack]

Ye Gads, is this a chav party? Do we have to turn up in chav fancy dress? I have some Bells whiskey someone gave me for a laugh - shall we make a 'pissmix'?

[Zippy]

Hmm...

Step into this sockpuppet scanner please - this way.

If you pass this stage you may enter the Bollington residence.

Oh dear god I'm getting too old for this ....

[cailin maith]

For some reason that conjurs up images of CM and Churchy.

I think I need some new chutney.

How? Talking purple giraffe?

[sasguru]

How? Talking purple giraffe?

Maybe its a euphemism, like chutney spoon. You know - purple giraffe.

[cailin maith]

Maybe its a euphemism, like chutney spoon. You know - purple giraffe.

Oh..... ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[Zippy]

Oh..... ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Rose coloured reed instrument?

[PRC1964]

Good lord, the euphemismometer has been off the scale here recently.

[cailin maith]

You lot are soooooooo rude!

Laters